
Sanjaya Malakar and his sister Shyamali Malakar both tried out for American idol. She was gorgeous, buxom and sounded great but the judges didn’t see fit to put her through. In what seemed like a consolation prize at the time, Randy Jackson, Paula Abdul and Simon Cowell allowed the meek Sanjaya to move forward. Now we are stuck with him. Read the more »
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We’re going to again turn to the “American Idol” website, and let the hard-core Idol devotees (and opinionated haters) give their impressions of last night’s episode. As usual, please be sure to fill us in on anything we missed, and look forward to our continued reliance on this feature, as we present you with forthcoming editions of “Last Night On American Idol.”
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American Idol finalist Sanjaya Malakar may not have the best voice, or be the best looking, or even remotely talented, but dear sweet God how we do love him. That hair, those moves, the Groucho brows — this eunuch’s got it all! And he’s creating a devoted fan base simply by way of his haircut alone (seriously, if the AI thing doesn’t work out, stay tuned for Sanjaya to play Rachel Green on India’s Friends)
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Last night Racy Ryan Seacrest and Sexy Simon Cowell went at it on American Idol. The two got in a verbal tiff in which Simon encouraged Ryan to come out. Meow! I think those wild gals ought to get a room.
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Simon Cowell says he’s bigger than The Boss. In an interview to air Sunday on CBS’ “60 Minutes,” the “American Idol” judge says he’s worth five times more to Sony BMG than Bruce Springsteen. Read the more »
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