The newly reformed Paris Hilton is topless on the cover of the February issue of 944 magazine. Yeah, I haven’t heard of this rag either. Bottom of the tag of the mag says “Official Lifestyle Magazine of the Arizona Super Bowl Host Committee”
Now, I’ve not seen such a sexy and funny video for a long while!
The video was added on June 06, and during that 5 days period, the video has been viewed for 2,945,506 times and increasing and there’ve been well over 10,000 comments left, which just gives you an idea how popular it is.
In this video, a Paris Hilton look-alike sings the funny lyrics about Paris’ prison ordeal (and other things she’s famous for) to the original “Stars Are Blind” tune by the A Simple Life star.
The consummate party girl has seen the light (make that police lights) and now she wants to warn others of the dangers of drinking and driving. Paris Hilton is featured in a full page public service announcement in Seventeen Magazine telling readers, “All it takes is one drink to mess with the way you drive - it clouds your judgment and slows your reflexes. Don’t take any chances. It just isn’t worth it.”
Those certainly are important words of advice though one can’t help but think they would carry more weight if Hilton actually embraced them. She didn’t set a model example after being arrested for a California DUI last September. She was stopped in Los Angeles for speeding and driving erratically in the early hours of the morning. In the ensuing days she made numerous attempts to trivialize the event.
Capla Kesting Fine Art is displaying an autopsied Paris Hilton with hopes to warn people of the dangers of under-age drinking. Unfortunately, their terrible attempt at a public service announcement will go unheard because the teenage girls that plan on drinking, are probably already drunk because their older, more mature, boyfriends spiked their juice box. Moving on, according to Capla Kesting Fine Art, the unglamourous display should prove to be beneficial in the campaign to rescue women of youth.
Although the Hilton family thought their money could keep Paris out of jail (they have now resorted to contacting California Governor, Arnold Schwarzenegger for help), Paris will report to Century Regional Detention Facility on June 5 as planned. What does she have in store?
Yesterday a woman visiting her mum at the jail said inmates shower together and a large group of “very masculine lesbians” prey on them. She added: “This place is bad. Paris is not going to make it.” Denise Chavis, visiting her sister in the jail, warned Paris: “If you act like you’re all high-class and uppity, you’re done.”
