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Britney Spears - Perfect Gift For The Pervert Who Has Everything


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The folks over at Herobuilders.com, the largest creator of pop culture action figures (or so they claim), have devoted countless man-hours, their blood, their sweat, and their tears to construct the most important doll of the 21st Century– the Britney Spears “Oops She Did It Again” doll.

It’s about time.

What took them so long? I remember doing my last minute Christmas shopping shortly after Britney’s vagina began terrorizing America and thinking, “If only there was a tiny sculpture that depicted Britney Spears attempting to exit a car but accidentally flashing her beat up vagina and C-section scar to the paparazzi, then I’d know exactly what to get my friends and loved ones.”

Well, better late than never. Order now and you’ll probably get your Britney Crotch Shot doll in time for Easter. Or Mother’s Day. It’s way more practical than flowers.

http://www.vicalecorporation.com/SearchResult.aspx?KeyWords=britney

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